What Flavor of Jolly Rancher Are You?

You're old school. Classic. You've been around for long enough to know how you like things - and that you don't like change. You think the music you listened to growing up was the last great music, and people today just don't get it.

You like your friends to be close, loyal, and minimal.

You probably own a gun.

You're a terrible human being. Blue raspberry? That's not even a real thing.

You non-conformist.

What, real fruits are too mainstream?

Ooh, you're so edgy, aren't you?

You're the reason why we can't have nice things.

You're tangy in all the right ways. You've got attitude for days. People know they can count on you to make them laugh - or to get the attention of others when it counts.

You like comedies. Dirty comedies.

You post inspirational posts on facebook - and have probably said "Haters gonna hate" at least once in your life completely seriously.

You set New Year's resolutions, but never keep them.

You love pizza.

You love decadence. When you do something, you do it up right.

You like rich foods, nice cars, and big houses.

...but you probably don't have any of those things.

You wear your feelings on your sleeve, and get them hurt quite often. You're honest (most of the time), and get offended when you find out that others might not be.

You sing songs alone in your car that you know you shouldn't be singing.

You pick your nose.

You're dark and mysterious. You like to keep people at a distance and few people know the "real" you.

Ok... nobody knows the "real" you - but a few people know you better than anyone else.

You like rap music. But, when you try to rap along - you mostly just get the hook.

You like to wear hoodies, even when it's not cold enough outside to justify wearing them.

You say "I need to lose weight" more often than you actually work out.

You probably have a cat. Somewhere.