Can You Guess Why Paul Hollywood Is Angry?

Because Nadiya is putting cardamom in her cakes

Because Sandy has just taken off her trousers

Because Marie has used liquorice in her crème brûlées

Because Nadiya's Mexican bread looks more like a traditional yeasted bread than it does a soda bread

Because Dorret has used a frog cookie cutter

Because Sandy's baguette slashes aren't diagonal

Because Flora is using subtle flavours in her pie

Because Flora has adorned her pie with amaretti biscuits

Because Mary just undermined his authority by asking loudly about his bladder problems

Because Dangerous Dave's tin is dirty

Because Nadiya is using Chinese five spice

Because it's the boring history bit

Because Mat's pineapple frangipane looks a bit of a mess

Because Sandy's cheese biscuits look a bit of a mess

Because Dorret's life looks a bit of a mess

Because Paul used artificial banana flavouring

Because Paul didn't text him back

Because Paul's banana isn't tasty enough

Because Mat is slashing, not slicing, his quick bread

Because Dorret is using blue cheese in her quick bread

Because Tamal is cutting his goats' cheese too large

Because Ugne's cheesecake is a mess

Because Marie tried to talk to him conspiratorially

Because Sandy's cheesecake is raw underneath