Would You Rather: Dog Edition

Evolves like a Pokemon when you teach it new tricks?

Knows how to use The Force?

Carry your dog like a backpack?

Run behind your dog as it takes off during every walk?

Have your dog watch you have sex?

Have to watch your dog have sex?

Your dog always smell like poop that can't be washed off?

Your dog always smell like sprayed skunk?

Have to pee on something when you buy it to make it yours?

Have to smell the butt of every person you meet?

Be able to read your dog’s mind?

Be able to text your dog and have them respond?

Have your cat turn into a dog?

Have your dog turn into a cat during every full moon?

Your dog fart any time you try to snuggle up on the couch?

Pee from excitement whenever you enter the house?

Barf out the family heirloom they just ate?

Poop out the family heirloom they just ate?

An important presentation you need tomorrow?

Your most expensive pair of shoes?

Solve complex quantum mechanics problems?

Play your favorite co-op video game with you?

Have to sing your dog to bed every night?

Have your dog feel the need to sing you to bed?

Go to the human park naked?

Go to the dog park wearing steak underwear?

Ditch your human friends for a squad of Chihuahuas?

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