If you were a cat, what would you look like?

You’re a bit of a self proclaimed nerd. You solve all of your problems using logic and reasoning, you like big words, wearing sweaters year round, and you’re OBSESSED with Immanual Kant’s ethical theory. You’re a little quiet at times, and not a huge fan of social evens (or people for that matter), but your spirit is bright and you’re about as dependable as they come. You’d totally audition for jeopardy but crowds *shudders*.

You’re always down for a good time. You’re a social butterfly and always know where the party is at. You’re a little gullible, love high-fives, magic tricks, and saying YOLO un-ironically. But everyone loves you. It’s also the 5th time you’ve had pizza this week.

You enjoy the finer things in life but you’re never completely satisfied. You live in the present, dress to impress, hate when you’re wrong, a little stuck up, and a bit of a picky eater. But hey, you’ve worked hard to get where you’re at. PLUS you look dapper as heck all of the time; it’s all about self love baby.

You’re not angry all of the time, it just kind of looks like you are. Even though you have a tough guy exterior, you care deeply for those around you, enough to fight anyone or anything to protect them. You’re a sucker for anarchy, really loud music, anything fluffy and/or black, and secretly watching Rom-Coms. You’re steel-toed boots weigh 5 lbs each.

Yeah, you’d prob buy a torn up shirt from Urban Outfitters for 60$ but you’re the coolest cat around. You have an extensive amount of knowledge on music and hisstory. You express your creative mind through hair color, body modifications, or little drawings on cups you give customers at your nitro brew coffee shop/brewery job. Everything at your house is in mason jars.

You’re super kind hearted, love making friends, and nothing every gets you down. Everyday is a great day when the sun is shining. You have the attention span of a jellyfish, you love sugar, and are really dedicated to making people around you happy. The only enemy you have is the guy who keeps turning the music down.

You’re the chillest they come. You’ll sit off to the side lines, thriving from drama of others. You’re never awake before noon, you always have headphones in, and you never sweat the small stuff. No one has ever seen you with your sunglasses off. Your response to everything is “nah man”, “sick”, “radical”, or “it’s cool bro”. You also love cars.

8. You can’t stand social norms, what is normal anyway? You like things like old medical tools, cutting your own hair, harsh noise, photoshopping your own Walmart coupons (bc corporate scum) and the fine works of Matthew Barney. But you’re incredibly friendly and approachable. You’re unique demeanor is why you’re so popular. Fav time of the day is 3:00 A.M.