The 10 Rules Of Football As A Kid

Everyone played football as a kid, right? School playground, jumpers for goalposts, forgetting you weren't playing on grass and trying to slide tackle on gravel... alright, some memories are better than others.

But wherever you were, there were always a handful of rules that never changed.

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If it's your ball, you're basically God

"Mate, that's in!" "Nah, that would've gone over the bar. It's my ball, that's not a goal"

You only get a penalty if you shout and swear enough

The match lasts until everyone runs out of energy

We're still playing? Really?!

The match is decided by 'next goal wins', even if one team's 15-6 up

... Next goal wins, Fergie?

The fattest one is always the goalkeeper

You just know nothing's getting past this bloke

No referees

Who needs refs anyway? They're always wrong...

No ball? Got a water bottle? Close enough

Failing that, some stones and grass tied into a crisp packet or something

Getting picked last is a crushing life blow

Picked last? You're going to be the guy who boasts about his GCSE grades when he's 35.

Getting the ball stuck under a parked car is basically the worst thing ever

It's like a black hole under those things.

If the person who owns the ball gets pissed off, it's game over

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