What Percent Brown Nose Are You?
What Percent Brown Nose Are You?
Answer these questions to find out
Answer these questions to find out
You're invited to your cousin's house for dinner. She told you not to bring anything. What do you bring?
You see a policeman at a festival. What do you do?
Your friend has the flu. What do you do?
Your boss is hungover. What do you do?
Your sibling is getting married. What do you do?
Your lecturer is 30 minutes late for class. What do you do?
You see money falling out of someone's pocket. What do you do?
There's an ambulance with flashing lights coming up behind you. What do you do?
You're convinced that the new intern doesn't like you. What do you do?
Have you ever sent a 'Thank You' card?
100%
100%
Unlucky mate, you're a massive brown nose. You live each day like it's a competition to see how many people you can suck up to. Although those in a position of authority are quite fond of you, everyone else thinks you're scum. You probably think Freddos are reasonably priced as well. Ugh.
75%
75%
You're a considerable brown nose, but you have the ability to turn it on and off. People often slag you for being a brown nose, so you'll keep things at a minimum unless there's something at stake, like a promotion or free donuts in the work kitchen.
50%
50%
Depending on the day, you can be a brown nose or keep things running smoothly. You've got enough self awareness to brown nose in private, but word still always manages to get out. There's still hope for you, but you're going to have to work at it.
25%
25%
Steady on, you're not quite out of the woods just yet. You've got your brown nose moments every so often, but it's usually passed off with humour or your lifelong commitment to banter. Deep down, you know the truth. You can be a bit of a brown nose sometimes.
0%
0%
Congratulations, you're an excellent liar! Nobody is 0% brown nose, so you have clearly cheated on this quiz and we have no choice but to pass your details onto the relevant authorities. Tell it to the judge, if you get a chance in between brown nosing your way to undeserving freedom.