Would You Rather: Celebrity Sex Vs. Food

Get a lap dance from Channing Tatum

Have freshly-baked cookies appear at your house every night

Make out with Ryan Gosling in the rain

Have an unlimited supply of bacon mac 'n cheese

Be kept warm by a shirtless Taylor Lautner

It rain cheese fries

Have a nude painting session with Leonardo DiCaprio

Have kale taste like Nutella for all eternity

Cruise in a Lincoln with (a pantless) Matthew McConaughey

Never have to wait in line at Shake Shack

Have your wounds licked by Joe Manganiello

Wake up to brioche french toast every morning

Spend quality time with Ed Westwick in the back of a limo

Eat unlimited doughnuts without gaining weight

Have casual sex with Justin Timberlake

Consume a new Ben & Jerry's flavor named after you

Get down and dirty with Taylor Kitsch

Devour a calorie-free tower of funnel cakes

Play doctor with Jesse Williams

Snuggle up with a warm, deep-dish pizza

Get carnal in the woods with Liam Hemsworth

Wake up to a cheese quesadilla hovering above your face

Get drained by Ian Somerhalder

Relax in a sea of chocolate fondue

Get recreational with Chris Pratt

Your snacks never get stuck in vending machines

Experience a sexual awakening in Baltimore with Idris Elba

Produce lemon bars by snapping your fingers

Turn up the heat with Michael B. Jordan

Live in a house made of red velvet cupcakes

Ride with Isaiah Mustafa (and always smell like Old Spice)

Taste test every new Pop Tarts flavor

Receive oral sex from Kit Harington in a cave

Bathe in a pool of award-winning queso