Are You A Crazy Cat Lady?

None! My house is clean and hairless

There’s some cat hair but it’s under control

100% of my stuff is covered in cat hair and I’ve stopped fighting it

I lint roll every day but it’s an uphill battle

My bed has been completely taken over by the cats. I sleep on the floor

My bed is cat free

My cat cuddles with me sometimes

I sleep with one cat on my face and one on my feet

I don’t even have cats

I could never go on a trip without the cats

The pet sitter comes by every day when I’m gone

My most trusted human friends stay over, following a detailed list of instructions

That’s silly, cats don’t have birthdays

I’ll do something special if I remember

Every year I put a candle in a can of wet food

Of course they get birthday presents! And Christmas presents, and Hanukkah presents …

Um, I don’t even have cats to play with

I try to spend alone time playing with each cat, and then some group play before dinner

I play with my cat every day

My life is scheduled around entertaining my cats

No

Yes

They’re okay

Kittens are super cute

OMIGOSH kittens!!

SQUEEEEEE

No, cats don’t speak English

I sometimes talk to my cat

I talk to my cats all the time!

My cats are the only ones who understand me

Maybe

Of course

No

My cat and I eat the same things

Ew

No, we have rules

Of course the cats sit at the table

Sometimes

I prefer to have my cats on my lap AT ALL TIMES

I’m usually alone in the bathroom

I can’t remember, my cats are always with me

What?

The cats basically have their own room

Renovations have been done for them

There’s some cat stuff around

I don’t even have cats!