How Southern Are You Based On Your Cracker Barrel Ordering Style?
How Southern Are You Based On Your Cracker Barrel Ordering Style?
Howdy y'all!
Howdy y'all!
You've arrived. How do you feel?
Would y'all like some sweet tea?
What would y'all like to order?
Why yes, that does come with biscuits.
Have you seen our Wholesome Fixins menu?
Would you like anything else?
Those biscuits are coming right out in two shakes of a lambs tail.
So, where are y'all from? The South?
How'd you do?
Here's your biscuits, hon!
Can I get y'all anything else?
You are not Southern, but Cracker Barrel brings out your inner Dolly Parton.
You are not Southern, but Cracker Barrel brings out your inner Dolly Parton.
You might not hail from South of the Mason/Dixon line, but when step on that porch, you get a hankering for home cooking that would rival any good ol' boy from Alabama. The rest of the time, you are all pickled sushi and artisan gluten-free spaghetti (or whatever it is you Yankees eat), but at Cracker Barrel, you can't say no to a side of biscuits and sausage gravy. Yee haw, Yankee. Yee haw!
You are so Southern, you bleed red-eye gravy.
You are so Southern, you bleed red-eye gravy.
You are Southern born and bred. Your boots don't travel very far above the Mason/Dixon line, but when they do, you can't wait to be back on Southern soil. Everyone can tell how southern you are by the way you ask for your sweet tea and biscuits, with a "yes please" and a "thank you, kindly." Y'all come back, now, hear?
You are Southern, but you've been other places.
You are Southern, but you've been other places.
You're from the South, but you've been to the North, and you don't think it's such a bad place. In fact, you actually have a few Yankee friends. When it comes down to it, though, nothing makes you feel more at home than a rocking chair on an old porch, a sweet tea, and the smell of biscuits baking in the oven. Come on in and set a spell, why don't you?
Who do you think you're fooling, Yankee?
Who do you think you're fooling, Yankee?
Ooh wee! Well, well. What are you doing in a Cracker Barrel, city slicker? Slumming? Do they even have Cracker Barrels in New York City? Oh, they have one just outside the city? Well, bless your heart. Put down that salad, then, and pick up a big ol' mess of biscuits and you'll be just fine. Y'all come back, now, hear?