How Much Of A Plonker Are You Really?
How Much Of A Plonker Are You Really?
Full on plonker or just a silly sausage?
Full on plonker or just a silly sausage?
Have you ever 'lost' your keys, and found them in the fridge?
Have you ever thought you lost your phone, only to realise that you were talking on it?
Have you ever 'misplaced' your glasses, only to find them on top of your head?
Have you ever walked into a lamp post?
Have you ever tripped over your own feet while walking?
Have you ever called someone by a wrong name?
Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?
Have you ever left your drink on top of your car and driven off with it still there?
Have you ever put salt in your tea (or coffee) instead of sugar?
Have you ever snorted when you laugh?
Have you ever lit a cigarette from the wrong end?
Have your friends ever called you a plonker?
Do you believe everything you read?
95% Plonker, 5% Silly sausage
95% Plonker, 5% Silly sausage
You are 100% plonker! Some might even say use the terms wally, nincompopp or numpty! I mean, who doesn't trip themselves up or snort when they laugh sometimes?!
Even though you are a bit of a plonker, you're a genuine person who is liked by everyone due to your happy and playful nature. Although sometimes you may be a little forgetful, you are by no means a stupid plonker. You are smart and you have a wonderful ability to laugh at yourself in embarrassing situations.
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10% Plonker, 90% Head Screwed On!
10% Plonker, 90% Head Screwed On!
You are 10% Plonker, 90% head screwed on.
Most of the time you don't do silly things, however, like most people, you have your scatterbrain moments. This small percentage of plonker-ness makes you extremely likeable and real. Your friends and family know you as the reliable and trustworthy one, and these qualities help people relate to you on all levels. When you do have your 'plonker' moments, always remember that it's OK to laugh at yourself!
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