How much of a bastard are you out of 10?
How much of a bastard are you out of 10?
It's a real bastard, this quiz.
It's a real bastard, this quiz.
You’re watching Children in Need. One of the segments about poverty in Africa comes on. What do you do?
Your recently-dumped friend texts you, asking if you’re free this evening, but you don’t really fancy it. What do you do?
You’ve just finished a delicious can of Coca-Cola. What do you do?
Your housemate Phil has come back from a night out with a full Domino’s pizza, but has fallen asleep on the couch before eating any of it. What do you do?
You go to the cash point and discover that the previous user forgot to take their money. What do you do?
It’s Mother’s Day. What do you do?
Your waiter this evening has been exceptional, and the food was some of the best you’ve ever eaten. What do you do?
You’re on a busy train. A family ask you if you wouldn’t mind moving to a different seat so they can all sit together. What do you do?
Your team at work has a big project that needs finishing today. You went out for drinks last night and are pretty hungover this morning. What do you do?
You’re in bed with your partner. You feel a familiar bubbling in your stomach. What do you do?
1/10: You are not even remotely a bastard
1/10: You are not even remotely a bastard
3/10: You're not much of a bastard
3/10: You're not much of a bastard
4/10: You're hardly a bastard
4/10: You're hardly a bastard
5/10: You're barely a bastard
5/10: You're barely a bastard
6/10: You're a bit of a bastard
6/10: You're a bit of a bastard
7/10: You're kind of a bastard
7/10: You're kind of a bastard
9/10: You are a massive bastard
9/10: You are a massive bastard
10/10: You are a complete and utter bastard
10/10: You are a complete and utter bastard