What Will Be Your Cranky Old Person Rant?
What Will Be Your Cranky Old Person Rant?
Your old style personality finally revealed!
Your old style personality finally revealed!
Pick the best decade in your life.
Do you use a lot of curse words when you're angry?
Do you enjoy reminiscing about this and that?
Have you ever faked being sick so that others would help you?
You prefer your house to be:
When do you usually wake up?
When was the last time you held an actual photo album?
When do you usually shower?
Have you ever yelled at a complete stranger because he/she did something wrong?
Be truthful, do you WANT to get old?
Yelling at annoying kids to shut up
Yelling at annoying kids to shut up
When you get older (or maybe a bit sooner), you'll start to enjoy those quiet moments in life. Those precious few hours where you can relax after a long day, read a book, paint, cook something special, or just catch a nap.
Those moments are precious to you, and you will do everything in your power to keep them sacred.
That's why you will completely lose your sh*t when a bunch of spoiled, annoying and careless little kids start running around your street, yelling and fighting.
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?! They need to respect the quiet times! Who are there parents and why are they letting this happen? THIS WILL NOT GO ON DURING YOUR WATCH! Quick, to the window!!
Screaming at other drivers while almost causing a pile up
Screaming at other drivers while almost causing a pile up
Let's face it, you're an amazing driver.
Since the day you got your drivers license, you have been the most amazing driver to hit the road since the invention of the modern car.
You know all the rules, you are careful, considerate, and you have some amazing shortcuts that save you a lot of time.
The problem: Nobody listens to you.
Everybody's driving like crazy people nowadays, and you are caught between. People need to learn how to drive, and who is better skilled at driving than you?
We advise you to roll down that window and start giving free advice- we know other drivers will appreciate it!
Ranting about "today's" fashion"
Ranting about "today's" fashion"
Fashion.
A huge industry that relies on good taste.
Let's face it, nobody has better taste then you.
You know exactly how to work an outfit, your decoration skills are flawless, and you always know what to wear in order to make a good impression.
Sadly, the times are changing, and these new designer kids know nothing about taste and fashion.
They take every bad fashion decision and multiply it by the dozens.
It's time that you get going and teach them a little something about taste!
Using the words "I'm Old" as an excuse for everything
Using the words "I'm Old" as an excuse for everything
Growing older is not easy.
You get wrinkles around your eyes, your legs hurt at the end of the day, and you need a few extra minutes in the shower.
The only good thing that comes with growing older is the realization that no matter where you are, you could ask people to help you and they will have to do it. Who's gonna say no to an old person who looks like you!
Speaking your mind without any filter
Speaking your mind without any filter
You are a very smart person, there's no denying that.
You have worked hard your whole life, studied, and learned a lot about the world and other people.
You can "read" people like an open book and you have great insight into the human spirit.
From time to time you get into certain situations where you really want to speak your mind, but refrain from doing do in order to avoid conflict or offending someone.
Now, that you are older, you don't need to care about all that! You can just speak your mind and let others deal with it! Sounds amazing right? So come on, speak your mind in the comments section below!
Starting every sentence with "In my day..."
Starting every sentence with "In my day..."
Yes, you will be THAT person, and it's gonna be amazing!
One of the best things you can rant about is how the world has changed.
We all have certain memories from "back in the day" that demonstrate how things used to be so much better.
Now, that you are older, you KNOW for a fact that life was sweeter back in the day, and you should have no problem spreading that fact around as much as you can!
So what are you waiting for? Go feel superior while telling some little brat about the "good ol' days"!