Which Bob's Burgers Song Fits Your Personality?

Pass the cranberry sauce, we're having mashed potatoes!
Oh the turkey looks great
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for being there
Thank you for loving me
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you
Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey

(Basically this song means you love thanksgiving and your family and love to eat turkey)

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex
And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
I leave my shirt on, that's okay, don't make me feel self-conscious, babe
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
When you're done say that was fun, we might've made a little son

I'm good at sex You're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at se....


(Basically you kind of suck at music)

Two people,
Together forever,
Security in life
Someone to love ya,
Instead of being all alone,
Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!

(You love love :-))

(Linda:) Look at me I'm wrangling these carts, on my own
(Bob:) Look at me I'm chopping up this lettuce, all alone
(Linda:) I'm at work and you can hear me sing
(Both:) This is working, this is working

(Linda:) Look at me I'm sitting in this thing, is it on? ((Bob:)Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind)
(Bob:) Look at me I've barely even noticed that she's gone ((Linda:) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
(Linda:) Mommy is at work and you can hear me sing ((Bob:) Someone threw up In the bathroom sink)
(Both:) This is working, this is working

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

I need to show you a secret, it's gonna be a surprise
Come a little bit closer, let me whisper in your eyes

When I whisper in your eyes, don't think, don't blink
Hey, girl, shh, shush

Close your lips and open your eyes
I want your eyes to hear my lips and also my eyes...

She's Tammy, she's glammy, she's just a little hammy
If she sang a song right now she'd probably win a Grammy
You know who I'm talking of So why don't you all say mazel tov, Tammy, yeah.

(Linda:) He crashes on your couch when he loses his job
A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front
You take the blade right in the gut!
Ow! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes

You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw
You help him pee when he has that thing
He's your best friend.

(Teddy:) He crashes on your couch when he loses his job
He helps you pee when you've got that thing
He's your best friend

(Both:) Your best friend!