Which MarsCorp Department Is Best For You?
Which MarsCorp Department Is Best For You?
This highly scientific test has been designed by experts in psychology, human resources, spelling and social media to help you find out which department you are best suited to work in at the MarsCorp terraforming colony.
To MarsCorp!
This highly scientific test has been designed by experts in psychology, human resources, spelling and social media to help you find out which department you are best suited to work in at the MarsCorp terraforming colony.
To MarsCorp!
What do you want to wear to work?
Time to kick back! What do you fancy?
Another department is asking for help. What do you do?
A co-worker has died. Do you:
You’ve made a catastrophic mistake. Do you:
How do you feel about dying in the next 18 months?
Are you a generous lover?
What’s your favourite colour?
How do you respond to pressure?
When did you last punch someone?
Technology Department
Technology Department
The Technology Department! - A sanctuary for the neurotic and inflexible, your incompetence will go unpunished in this busy, vital department. To MarsCorp!
Resources
Resources
Resources! - Ah, the perfect home for nerds and losers with a control complex. Your general unlikableness and pedantic nature puts you in good stead to say no to virtually all requests for help. To MarsCorp!
Medical Department
Medical Department
The Medical Department! - No better place for those who are totally broken emotionally! Your disregard for your coworkers will help you to efficiently work through the wave of medical emergencies that MarsCorp faces on a daily basis. To MarsCorp!
Mining Outpost
Mining Outpost
The Mining Outpost! - Lording it over others while being useless at your job means you'll fit in well with the biggest assholes on Mars. To MarsCorp!
Science Department
Science Department
The Science Department! - Your extreme timidity makes you a perfect fit for this department dedicated to doing as little science as possible in case anything bad happens. To MarsCorp!