Which of Immortan Joe's Wives Are You?
Which of Immortan Joe's Wives Are You?
We are not things.
We are not things.
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The Splendid Angharad
The Splendid Angharad
You are Angharad. Called ‘Splendid’ only by her captor, Immortan Joe, Angharad was considered the favorite of the five wives. She lead and cared for the other women, giving them strength through the mantra: “We are not things”. She has a patchwork of scars on the right side of her face, likely self-inflicted as a means to diminish the beauty that was seen as a commodity. Angharad was not made cruel by her captivity -- rather, she maintained a benevolent, giving spirit and condemned any unnecessary killing. Angharad was pregnant with Immortan Joe’s child at the time of her escape, and sacrificed her life to ensure the safe passage of her sisters. Like Angharad, you demonstrate strong leadership abilities and a great deal of compassion.
Toast the Knowing
Toast the Knowing
You are Toast. Of the five wives, Toast most resembles the outcast. Nicknamed ‘The Knowing’, Toast is the most willing to leave behind her old life to seek redemption on the Fury Road. She often stands apart from her sisters, because she understands that sacrifice is a necessity of survival beyond the walls of the Citadel. Willing to do what she must to survive, Toast adopts a ‘kill or be killed’ mentality that hardens her. Like Toast, you are a realist who understands the vitality of being practical. At times you find yourself standing alone, but you are steadfast in your way. You have a strong ability to adapt, and a sharp mind that keeps you on your toes.
Cheedo The Fragile
Cheedo The Fragile
You are Cheedo. The youngest and most vulnerable of the sisters, Cheedo is protected by the others. Damaged from years of abuse, she is the most reluctant to leave captivity behind. She prefers comfort to the unknown. She finds her courage on the Fury Road, and learns to use her supposed weaknesses to her advantage. Eager for affection and quietly intuitive, Cheedo may be ostensibly Fragile, but has a powerful inner strength. Like Cheedo, you prefer the comfort of the familiar, and have strong bonds with those you trust. You have a forgiving, sweet nature and endless devotion to those you love.
Capable
Capable
You are Capable. Deeply affected by the loss of Angharad, her closest friend and sister, Capable adopts the role of guardian and protector. She has a kind, nurturing nature that is accented by unyielding courage. Capable is precisely what her name implies: willing and able to do what is right for the sake of those she loves. She shows tenderness to the broken war boy Nux, and it is her faith that rehabilitates him. She is emblematic of hope and perseverance in the face of great adversity. Like Capable, you are brave for the sake of others, and willing to do what you must to achieve justice. You also have a gentle nature that allows you to forgive those who have wronged you, and move forward to create a better future.
The Dag
The Dag
You are The Dag. Ethereal and highly perceptive, The Dag seems to belong to another world. She sees things the others do not, and has a deep sense of self that even years of abuse has not damaged. A curious mind, The Dag adopts the role of the Keeper of the Seeds, and the responsibility of cultivating new life. Like the Dag, you have an inquistive, albeit awkward nature that is endearing to those who know you best. You are in touch with your inner self and the world around you. Because you see that which others overlook, you are able to perceive the beauty in the most needy creatures.