Which Ned’s Declassified Student Are You?

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MTV
Created by MTV
On Dec 1, 2015

What's the best part of James K. Polk Middle School?

What's your best attribute?

Choose a Coconut Head meme that speaks to you.

Which of these was hands down the best tip?

Who was the best guest star on the show?

What's your flirting style?

Which faculty member needs to seriously take a chill pill?

Which of these is the absolute worst?

Ned Bigby

Ned Bigby

You're Ned Bigby! Everyone loves being around you and usually go to you for advice about life and love. When you speak, people listen.

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely

You're Moze! You've been wrestling with your emotions after realizing you may or may not "like, like" your best friend. Plus, you don't conform to gender norms. If you're a girl and want to take woodshop, you do it — and you straight up slay.

Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook

Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook

You're Cookie! You love all things computers and are usually the person people call when they have a technology problem. You go to the beat of your own drum and honestly DGAF if someone says you're being weird.

Coconut Head

Coconut Head

You're Coconut Head! You're always the most interesting person in the room and people love everything about you, quirks and all. You may or may not sport a bowl cut, but WORK IT either way.

Suzie Crabgrass

Suzie Crabgrass

You're Suzie Crabgrass! You're extremely popular and know how to work a room. You enjoy playing hard to get when it comes to your crush, but things usually work out for you in the end.

Billy Loomer

Billy Loomer

You're Billy Loomer, but hopefully you're not *actually* a bully. You may come across as tough, with an IDGAF attitude, but you do have a sensitive side you're willing to share with a select few.

Lisa Zemo

Lisa Zemo

You're Lisa Zemo! You have one of the kindest hearts known to mankind, and you hate seeing people hurt or upset. It took awhile for you to fully feel confident with yourself, but once you do, you own it.

Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer

Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer

You're Claire Sawyer! While you may not want to be a future lawyer, you still love playing by the rules and making sure things are fair for everyone. People come to you when they're in a jam, and you gladly help them out.

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