Are You A Woke Bae or a Problematic Fave?
No hiding now, son.
Would you ever date a fuckboy?
Never.
Only if I've got nothing better to do
So long as they don't open their mouth
What is a fuckboy?
Pick a song.
Erykah Badu - "Master Teacher"
Iggy Azealia - "Team"
Kendrick Lamar - The Blacker The Berry
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
How many petitions have you signed in the last week?
Hundred. I bloody love 'em
A few, mainly out of guilt
One or two for very good causes
None because I believe direct action is the only legitimate means to achieve radical change
Yay or nay?
Yay
Nay
Kit Harington's claims he's experienced sexism as a man in the film industry. But what do you think about his legs?
I think he has very nice legs
Finger licking good
Oh yes I'm very attracted to his legs
They're ok
Do you worry that you might never be able to enjoy a joke again because you're so woke?
It has crossed my mind
No, and I actually find the insinuation of this question very insulting
No. And that question isn't even funny so the jokes on you really
I like offensive humour because I'm an asshole, so no
What's your favourite thing to do on Twitter?
Correct women when they say something silly
Post lots of selfies
Argue with idiots
Espouse my very important opinions to my 15 followers
Is the Pope a woke bae or problematic fave?
Woke Bae
Problematic Fave
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not" - Woke Bae, Kurt Cobain
Well thank f*ck for that.
