Have You Been Personally Victimised By The Shelf Elf?
The stuff of nightmares.
When did you first encounter the little troll?
This year, through PopBuzz.
When I was a wee baby.
How does this image make you feel?
It's a bit weird, I guess...
OMG get that thing away from me!
What about this one?
Ok, fine, maybe it's plotting something.
I think my soul is being sucked out by a dementor.
Have you had nightmares about the footless sociopath?
Yes. Every single night. Make it stop!
No, but I think I've seen him out the corner of my eye.
He's getting closer...
SAVE OUR SOULS
Ok, that wasn't a question...
Does this bring up any repressed memories?
YES GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
No, but you're really starting to freak me out.
Do you still feel safe around the pyjama-clad terrorist?
No! Shut it down! Do not want!
No one is safe.
Oh god, I think this is a warning!
Yep, that's his style
A warning for what??? What is he PLOTTING OH GOD DO YOU NEED A HIDEOUT?
The elf is coming from inside PopBuzz!
I told you this would happen.
Should I call the police???
Brb, dying now.
Mmmmmhmmmm *files nails*
*screams* *locks doors and windows*
Yes.
Nothing you love is safe.
No.
Save yourself while you still can.
