What Should Your Drunk Food Be?

What will satisfy your drunchies?

Rachel Addine
Created by Rachel Addine
On Dec 8, 2019

What's your drink of choice?

Where are you usually drinking?

What kind of drunk are you?

What are you most likely to lose on a night out?

Pick a drinking game:

What's your hangover cure?

Pick a drunk face:

Choose the phrase that sounds most like you when drunk:

Kebab

Kebab

This is for the truly hungry - kebab vans were designed for the drunks that are dedicated and usually starving by the end of the night. They do completely hit the spot though; there's something wonderful about a kebab and its ability to satisfy the drunchies.

Chips

Chips

Ah, chips - classic, safe, but with plenty of room for variation.. Cheesy chips, beans and chips, chips and gravy - you’re open to it all. This doesn’t mean you’re opposed to trying anything new, though; it just means you’ve always got a safe fallback waiting.

Toast

Toast

The ultimate basic drunk food. If it's nearing pay day/end of term, or If you’re the type that gets so drunk you barely have time to eat anything, then toast is the perfect drunken food for you.

Pizza

Pizza

Pizza is standard, no frills, and universally loved - it's perfect for those who are sober enough and/or are willing to be a little more patient and pay for something edible.

Crisps

Crisps

Crisps are perfect for the ones who go the hardest and eat the most, the ones who are up for literally anything. You don’t care what goes in your belly, al long as it closeby, tastes good and you get it quick.

Burger

Burger

You are a true student - you know the best places to grab a burger at 2am. Your choice of dilling? Lettuce, Tomato and Mayo. Why? Because that's what comes free and you need your 5 a day. Obviously.

Cereal

Cereal

You're a forgetful drunk - stumbling home at 3am you are convinced there'll be something in the fridge to help soak up some of the alcohol. This is always a risky move and leaves you with the option of cereal or a celery omelette....

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