19 Signs You're A Mom In Serious Need Of A Break

It's been a very long time since you had a conversation about something other than your Diaper Genie.

Everything you own is covered in spit up, pee, poop or whatever other disgusting thing came out of your kid.

You can't remember the last time you ate.

Or got a good nights sleep for that matter.

In fact, you've gotten used to blaming most of your blunders on sleep deprivation.

The only books you read these days are children's books.

No matter how many times you clean your home, it will always be messy.

Your laundry basket is perpetually filled to the brim.

The last time you and your spouse had a night alone was during your honeymoon.

You haven't showered or gone to the bathroom in private since your kids were born.

Not a day goes by that you don't have some annoying children's song stuck in your head.

Sleep in? You? HAHAHAHAH! Yea right!!!!

Running after your kids is your main form of exercise.

Your idea of a relaxing vacation is taking a hot shower that lasts more than 2 minutes.

Finding creative ways to get your kids to eat their vegetable is a top priority.

One of the hardest decisions you can make is whether to nap when your kid does, or try and get stuff done.

As soon as you get to your in-laws house, you're more than ready to hand the kids over, even if you know they'll be stuffed with sugar.

You know that just because you need a break, doesn't mean that you love your family any less!

So here's to the exhausted moms everywhere! May you finally get the much needed break you deserve!