Which South Park Kid Are You?

Eric Cartman, while completely lacking morals, is a very intriguing person to be like. There is a lot more than meets the eye. (even if in his case there's a lot that does meet the eye) Despite using it for evil more often than not, he does posses a good skill for planning ridiculous schemes and actually carrying them out. You, however, should use this skill for good.

Stan Marsh is regarded by many as the leader of his friend group. ("It's Stan and those guys!") He's more recently fallen into a bit of a depression, which made it hard for him to feel close to his friends anymore. He literally saw everything in the world as crap. Literal crap. Hopefully you can find a better outlook than that.

Kyle Broflovski is headstrong and not afraid to do what must be done to do the right thing. Whether his opinion on "the right thing" is always accurate or not is up for debate, but he means well. You and him likely share your determination and smarts.

Kenny McCormick is a Princess and a Guardian Angel. However, he doesn't always have the best luck in terms of preserving his own life. Like him you may seem to have bad luck at times, but remain a good person regardless, and often care for those around you. Though you probably do get frustrated when they don't believe you when you say the world is stacked against you.

Butters Stotch is a naive and sweet boy, though he does have the dark side he refers to as Professor Chaos. You and him likely have a lot of pent up emotions, and for him, Chaos is where he stores it. Maybe you have your own Professor Chaos, although hopefully yours doesn't try to cause cartoon mischief that the Simpsons already did.

Wendy Testaburger is probably the person in South Park with the most common sense. She's very socially active and not afraid to challenge others when they're doing something corrupt. She has even resorted to violence when she saw it necessary, though that isn't recommended. Though she is a tough girl, she's not invulnerable, and even she has caved into peer pressure at times. Regardless, you and her both are strong willed and won't give up without a fight.

Bebe Stevens is at times vain and may chose shoes over a human life, but she definitely does value her friends. She digs the silent type, ("He doesn't really talk." "That's hot!") or those who have a good connection. You and her are fashionable and ready to take no crap from anyone.

Leslie Meyers (If that's even her real name) deceived us all into believing she was just a normal girl. She was an advertisement, what that means exactly we aren't entirely sure. She certainly wasn't a blabber mouth though, as a certain principal might claim, she just likes to talk to people. You and her both have a message you want to spread, though hopefully yours doesn't have to do with weakening the human race.