Are You A Hypochondriac?

Oh no that one little sneeze could mean a big huge cold or the Flu, Influenza is that still a thing?

Yes it is just a sneeze nature ya know?

No I'm fine but erm I'm maybe not

I guess when necessary but sometimes my nerves get to me so I call anyways

For like physicals, general check-ups

Um anytime something's off about me

Well if Im coughing now by the time I get to the office I may already be throwing up so yeah I'm staying home

Only when I'm really sick

We'll see how the day goes

Could be cancerous

Indifferent could be normal but better have it checked out just in case

Nothing they're normal

I have so many prescriptions and vitamins that people really worry that you have a problem!

I will pick up more as the sicknesses arise

Maybe some cough syrup, Tums normal stuff

Oh so true to keep the illnesses away but not turn into Lil Wayne

I'll have one of each just in case

No bring on the real drinks