Who Said It: Ron Burgundy Or Donald Trump?

"You dirtbags have been in third place for five years."

“I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... and see if she likes the goods."

"I get up, take a shower and wash my hair. Then I read the newspapers and watch the news on television, and slowly the hair dries. It takes about an hour. I don’t use the blow dryer. Once it's dry I comb it. Once I have it the way I like it - even though nobody else likes it - I spray it and it’s good for the day."

"I do not wear a rug. My hair is one hundred percent mine."

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I saw a report yesterday. There's so much oil, all over the world, they don't know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, 'Oh, there’s too much oil'. Do you think they’re our friends? They're not our friends."

"Big deal. I am very professional."

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"If I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?"

"Did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn't get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn't get angry once because I didn't want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!"