What Is Your Fictional Sitcom Name?

Since the age of six you've been drawing floor plans, swiping paint chips and fabric swatches from design store visits with mom, and reading the latest edition of Home Beautiful. Despite the modern millennial pressure for women to be career minded, you cannot wait to design the perfect home and cook the perfect meals for your family. Only problem is your love life is a little lackluster. But one day the pieces of your puzzle will fit together and you'll be able to take on the role of perfect housewife!

Some people are born to be in the courtroom, and you, Francine, are one of those people. It took you until sophomore year of college at NYU to realize that law school was your calling, but since then you haven't looked back. You are the brainiac of the group who's the first to know the state of the economy and the latest breaking news. Your friends nag you for spending too much time reading and working, but despite their complaints, you seem to have found the elusive answer to 'work life' balance. Your main focus is your work, meaning dating, pets, and napping are all on the back burner.

You are one classy fellow, Bartholomew! Or as your close friends call you, Barto. You come from the upper echelon of suburban Connecticut society and you're not shy about sharing what it's like to live the high life. You spend your summers in Martha's Vineyard on dad's 60 foot sailboat. This summer you're planning a 2 week cruise for you and all your friends, who cannot wait to party with the Briarcliff bunch. Work Hard/Play Hard is your life motto, meaning you'll log some long hours in your corporate job (no one is exactly sure what you do to make so much $$$).

Like the good Virginia native you are, your real name is Samuel Fredericks Nickols, But, everyone except your boss at your car battery sales job calls you Snick. Work colleagues think this name comes from a combo of 'S' for Sammy and 'Nick' for Nickols, but your buds know it's cause of your drunk Snickers binge-eating habits. When you're not hyped up on sugar you like to talk and play with your pet rabbit Spud, who you may or may not *wink wink* take for walks on a leash around your apartment courtyard.

Some people are destined to be known by one name, and one name only. You, Rane, are one of those people. Not only does this up your general "cool factor", but it's perfect for your self-titled mixtape set to drop next month. You describe your new musical release as a combo of 90s grunge, twee, and metaphysical zen fusion. When you're not busy editing in Garageband you love chilling at your neighborhood hangout, Zippy's pub, and demolishing the competition in pool.

Your friends love you, but they've come to the conclusion that you were born in the wrong decades. You are a 60s child at heart, as evidenced by your love of flowy skirts, peace rallies, and obsession with John Lennon. You always try (sometimes successfully) to convince your friends to join you at your political activist events, even though none of them cares too much to wake up before 10am on Sunday morning. You have a vision that the world can be a better place if we all relax, do some yoga, and smile at one another. You spend your days as a freelance artist who expresses herself and her thoughts on canvas.