Which Pantomime Joke Represents Your Inner Humour?
Which Pantomime Joke Represents Your Inner Humour?
Christmas time means the start of panto season — see which gag fits your personality.
Christmas time means the start of panto season — see which gag fits your personality.
Are you a panto fan?
Who are you most likely to go see a pantomime with?
Have you ever acted in a pantomime?
What's your favourite pantomime?
Would you drag up if you were in a panto?
What would your ideal panto role be?
What's the most fun bit of audience participation in a pantomime?
Would you rather be the front end of a panto horse, or the back?
When's the best time to see a pantomime?
Who's the best panto villain?
Slapstick
Slapstick
Some of the best comedy is made when someone's left with egg on their face.
Maybe they're hit with a pie, maybe they take a tumble — maybe it's just a daft turn of phrase that leaves them sounding stupid. If slapstick is your preference, there's certainly no shortage of gags in pantomime.
Comic: Sorry I’m late. I’ve been to the optician’s. He’s just told me I’m colour blind.
Buttons: Colour blind?
Comic: Yes, it came as a real bolt out of the orange.
Bawdy
Bawdy
For you, the best comedy always has a little bit of an edge.
It's a pantomime tradition to give the parents in the audience something to laugh along with — and hopefully the kids don't catch wind of it. You're looking for a few jokes with a more adult twist.
Man: Eggs are going up again.
Dame: That’ll surprise a few chickens.
Silly
Silly
Your sense of humour doesn't follow any rhyme or reason — you just know what you think is funny.
Luckily, pantomimes always offer up plenty of weird and wonderful situations. The show might be targeted at kids, but someone with such an off-the-wall sense of humour as yourself is likely to be laughing just as much as anyone else in the room.
Comic: I’d like to buy a goldfish.
Pet shop owner: Would you like an aquarium?
Comic: I don’t care what its star sign is.
Clever
Clever
When it comes to comedy, you're likely to use your head.
A good pun or a clever play on words is liable to have you rolling in the aisles. Save the pies to the face and crude humour for someone else, because you're looking for a joke with a little bit of intelligence to it.
Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.