What Show Said It: The Office Or Parks And Recreation?
What Show Said It: The Office Or Parks And Recreation?
"The worst thing about prison was--was the Dementors."
"The worst thing about prison was--was the Dementors."
"We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech."
"Sometime you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot."
"There's way too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
"The worst thing about prison was--was the Dementors."
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"Treat yo' self."
"I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?"
"I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car."
"If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal 'usted'."
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please."
"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
"I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."