Are you a yuppie boy?
City slickin yuppie boy or real man?
Do you drive a truck?
Of course
No
Biscuits or Cornbread?
Biscuits
Cornbread
Are these gluten free?
What is this plant?
Tobacker!
I don't know
Is your name Guy?
Yep, that's what my momma named me!
No sir!
Are you Looney?
Yep!
You are a yuppie boy!
You ain't no yuppie!