16 essential things you should know about British pub etiquette

Us Brits love a pub, so if you're new in town here's your definitive guide to drinking like a local. And remember, it’s your round!

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On Dec 20, 2016
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The night starts young

We like a drink at lunch, in the afternoon and in the evening.

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And you'll probably be drinking in one of these pubs

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It’s all or nothing though

If one of the group doesn’t get into the pub then you go somewhere else.

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Then as soon as you're in get straight to the bar

There's no table service or queue in British pubs so it's really a survival of the fittest.

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Remember when it’s your round

You’ll find that not buying your round will be the easiest way to lose friends and make enemies.

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Shots don’t count though

If your friend bought you a pint you get them a pint back.

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And always order a Guinness first

Trust us, it takes a good minute just to set.

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Forget about cocktails

Order a lager and lime and you’ll be shown the door.

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You don’t need to tip either

This isn’t America and bartenders don’t generally expect any sort of tip for pouring you a pint.

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But instead buy a drink for the bartender

"Get one for yourself" means you’ll get quality service all evening.

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Don't treat it like an internet cafe

Don’t ask to charge your phone or sit on your laptop all afternoon.

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It's not a restaurant either

Pub snacks are limited and whatever you buy you have to share.

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Always respect the beer mat

If there’s a beer mat on top of a glass, don’t touch it. The drinker will have nipped out for a cigarette.

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Any leftover cash from the kitty goes in the puggy

Your winnings could make or break the night.

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Remember pub talk belongs in the pub

Take what the regulars say with a pinch of salt.

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And don't forget the landlady is queen

Whatever the landlady says goes. She’ll normally have a baseball bat behind the bar too so when she says you’re out, you’re out.

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