Which Mundane Superpower Should You Have?

Now you can't go crazy with this power because alcohol poisoning is still very much a thing, but no more do you have to worry about that fun night out being a hell of a morning the next day. So drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Those three Long Island Iced Teas won't make your life miserable twelve hours later!

Maybe you're clumsy. Maybe you can never get those knots just right. Maybe your combat boot laces are always just a bit too long. But either way, with a snap of your fingers, your shoelaces will never be a problem. Perfect fit, perfect look, all the time, every time.

Let me guess. You're a chronic late-night snacker. (Aren't we all?) Well now you never have to worry about others knowing about these habits of yours because no one will know! No longer will the beeping of a microwave wake up a partner or roommate or parent. You can snack sneakily to your heart's content from here on out.

Mmhmmm....we know. You're on Facebook instead of the website that has an article you should be reading for work. Or maybe you're checking Twitter instead of finishing up that paper, hmm? Well congrats. Your superpower will help you to always be on the right window at the right time so your boss, parent, whomever, will always think you're working hard, not hardly workin'.

Worried about being the one crazy on the dance floor that can't pull off any movement at all? Solved. Boom. Not a problem anymore. You got the moves like Jagger. Maybe take up an instrument (preferably percussion) or just keep dancing. Either way, you're gonna be the hit of the party for sure.

Don't you hate it when you buy something and then find the same thing on sale the very next day at another store? That won't be an issue any longer. Now, you'll magically have the self control to hold out a day or two and will find it at the perfect time. You'll go to the right grocery store to get the ingredients a few bucks cheaper. Not impressive, sure, but helpful.