What Is Your Role At College Parties?

You take care of everyone at the party, even though you go hard yourself. You're the person who gets hammered at parties, but never fails to remind everybody to drink water so combat impending hangovers, and refuses to let people leave the party unless you know they have a safe way home. You're one of the best kinds of people to take to a party, because you both have a good time and make sure the people around you stay safe! You go, Party Mom!

As soon as the booze or weed sets in, you start to see the world in new and interesting ways and just can't wait to share your thoughts with the people around you. You will get to talking in detail about literally anything and you become one of the most interesting people at the party. Your sober friends will think your rants are hilarious and stay around to see what you say, and the non-sober people will be amazed by your "genius" ideas and might join in the philosophizing.

Even when a party is specified as BYOB, you never do. You're always very friendly with everybody at the party in hopes of finding someone generous enough to share their drinks. Unfortunately, those people who get generous generally don't bring the most quality of libations, so you've acquired a taste for PBR and cheap vodka. Choose your mooch victims wisely, though, as some people might eventually get tired of you "borrowing" their alcohol and could end up asking you to pay back the favor!

You enjoy going to parties with your friends and socializing, but getting wasted just isn't your thing. Nothing wrong with that! In fact, you're an incredibly necessary person to have at parties, especially when everybody else is too turnt to make decent choices. You love watching drunk people interact because it's like watching really dumb animals at a zoo, and you're always there for your friends when they've had too much and need someone to take them home. You may find it annoying sometimes to always have the responsibility of keeping people safe, but everybody appreciates you for being there.

You come to parties equipped with red solo cups, a case of cheap beer, and your natural charisma. You believe that parties should be fun for everyone, and try to make sure that all attendees of a party are having a good time. If you see someone sitting alone on a couch, you don't hesitate to go talk to them or introduce them to some new friends. Your #1 way to get everyone involved at parties is to start drinking games like rage cage or beer pong, and everyone loves how you keep the fun going all night long.

You're the most common type of person at the party. You show up, you get drunk, and you have fun. Without the classic partiers, there would be no party. There would be nobody to laugh so hard they squirt beer out there nose, nobody to play beer pong, nobody to dance senselessly in the tiny living room of a college student's crappy apartment. Keep on partying!