QUIZ: We know who's going to get you pregnant
QUIZ: We know who's going to get you pregnant
You better pray it's not your ex
You better pray it's not your ex
What's protecting your phone right now?
Which Riverdale girl were you most like in high school?
What's your go-to liquor?
Pick an app to troll for hookups:
Pick an unborn Kardashian spawn to raise as your own:
Which lip product do you wear the most?
What birth control are you on?
Would you have sex with Post Malone?
Your current boyfriend
Your current boyfriend
Look over at him right now. Can you believe you guys are gonna be parents?! Or paying for a costly medical procedure in a few weeks?! What a pair of cuties. If you're not currently coupled up, it'll be the next person you date.
Your shitty ex
Your shitty ex
I rarely say this to people who aren't me, but: you are a dumb bitch. What do you THINK he meant when he texted that he wanted to "hang and catch up"?! He meant he wanted his sperm to catch up to your egg. Deal with your choices, woman!
Your crush
Your crush
The good news is yes, he will finally notice you and all will be right with the world. His lips will touch yours and you will hear a thousand Taylor Swift lyrics in your head. The bad (is it bad?) news is that you have to co-parent with him regardless of if he turns out to actually be lame or not.
A one-night stand
A one-night stand
Look, I get it. Smoky bars, whiskey shots, a Prince song on the jukebox -- it's like turning on a faucet. Can you believe this random's apartment is where you're conceiving your child? Don't delete his number lest you need to reach him for abortion costs or child support!
The Holy Spirit
The Holy Spirit
You were on birth control, used a condom, made him pull out, and weren't ovulating. And yet! Here you are, your pee stick positive as a proton. Amazing grace indeed!
Medical negligence
Medical negligence
You went in for an IUD and accidentally got inseminated by a fertility doctor. It sucks, but at least you'll get that thiccc settlement from the hospital.