Do You Know The Definition Of the Top Ten Newest Words On UrbanDictionary.com?
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Stormy Daniels:
When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.
A cocktail from the 1940's involving heavy cream that's making a huge comeback.
When you pay for everyone's dinner at the table, but don't leave a tip.
Sarah huckasplain:
Explaining something stupid while sounding like a genius.
Defending someone else's bullshit.
Explaining something while taking long deep breaths in between.
murdered out:
Getting called out for something bad you did.
The end of the night, when everyone has passed out.
When a vehicle has both black paint and black aftermarket wheels.
brain boner:
Being attracted to someone because of their brain.
When your brain just isn't working properly.
Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a "spur" of enlightenment.
Girther:
Someone with a huge penis.
Someone who hands construction workers tools, instead of actually building things.
Someone who doesn't believe health statistics promulgated by the government.
executive time:
Time spent alone, in bed, performing unproductive activities like playing on a cell phone, watching tv or masturbating.
When you're early for an appointment.
You're running on this when you have a lot to do and very little time to do it.
chankle:
The last bit of someone else's beer or alcoholic drink.
Ankles that are chubby, but not quite cankles.
A type of heavy bracelet often worn by rappers.
trump anthem:
A really bad song.
A song you THINK you know all the words to, but quickly find out...you do not.
A song that isn't done yet.
beach slap:
When someone is struck and knocked down by a large wave.
When a girl rejects you at the beach.
When you spank the behind of someone lying face down on their towel.
pop a socket:
A method of lighting a fire in prison using found objects.
When your knee socket pops out.
A dance move from the 80's.
