Who Said This Quote From 'The Vampire Diaries'?

"Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both... Like Katherine did?"

"Guess it ain't a party until the mean girls show up."

"She'll try to break us, and how we respond to that will define us."

"I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time."

"You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out."

"You're my friend."

"There's Damon and whoever Damon is using, and those people always end up dead."

"That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!"

"Good evening, Katerina. Thank you or having the good sense to be frightened.

"I miss being human."

"Right. I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people impulsively."

"If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house."

"I could have compelled her to behave, but a real ripper enjoys the hunt."

"Give me your glass. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation."

"So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, huh?"

"I will rip you apart, Lexi."

"He fell in love with his ghost girlfriend and lied about it. What's done is done."

"Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!"

"Damon. Towel. Knock!"

" Loneliness Stefan, that’s why you and I memorialize our dead. There’s the briefest of moments where we literally hold their life in our hands and then we rip it away and we’re left with nothing. So gathering other peoples letters or writing their names on a wall is a reminder that we are left infinitely and utterly alone."

"My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib."

"Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?"

"This is my "you're being a dick" face."

"You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan."

I’ve saved you from metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer