Which obscure Muppet Christmas Carol character are you?
Which obscure Muppet Christmas Carol character are you?
God bless us, even the singing vegetables.
God bless us, even the singing vegetables.
Which meal or food item do you most look forward to at Christmas time?
Someone gives you an insultingly crap gift, what do you do?
It's the work Christmas party! Where can we find you?
In your opinion, what is the worst thing Scrooge did?
Uncle Jerry's ruining Christmas with his rant about Brexit and his missing slippers. What do you do?
Choose a category of Christmas pressie, and choose it wisely.
What's your landlord like, anyway?
How do you feel about giving gifts?
You're throwing a party for all your pals, what's the most important thing to get right?
'Tis Christmas Eve and an old, haggard man knocks at your door. He knocks and he knocks, and he knocks again! When you answer, he wheezes with a dying breath: "Giveth thy love, thy glory, thy hope. Bless me, bless you, bless us all." Anyway, what's your favourite Christmas film?
Hypothetically, if someone were to give you a block of cheese that reached up to your waist, how would you feel about it?
Singing Vegetable
Singing Vegetable
People often think you're incapable of hate, but you're not afraid to speak your mind when someone ruins your Christmas vibes. You are guaranteed to be at every Christmas party around, though occasionally put people off with your singing.
Meeces
Meeces
You love cheese and you're willing to use song to insult anyone that doesn't give it to you. Your ideal Christmas gift is homemade with love (mum-made mittens are a particular fave). Also, your landlord is a dick.
Bean Bunny
Bean Bunny
You may be a hapless urchin but that doesn't mean you can't - and won't - carry things that are twice your size. Always willing to lend a hand to make Christmas special for those around you, you're an intelligent lad! A remarkable lad!
Pig Gentleman
Pig Gentleman
Your favourite thing about Christmas is the food, and "breakfast", "lunch", and "dinner" are simply concepts that hold you back from a day of constant eating. It's no bad thing that you know what you want and how to get it (at Christmas especially) but you should probably speak less ill of the dead. Thank you.
Old Joe
Old Joe
Being compared to a giant, quite pervy, spider isn't kind, but we can put a bow on it and call you frugal. When it comes to Christmas, you love getting thrifty and finding bargain gifts to give to your nearest and dearest. You're a definite re-gifter, but so what? You're nothing if not resourceful.
Ma Fozziwig
Ma Fozziwig
A genial host, you love nothing more than throwing and attending parties at this time of year. Easily bored by the formalities of daily life, all you want to do is get dancing.
Ghost of Christmas Past
Ghost of Christmas Past
Sweet, kind, and always ready to reminisce about Tamagotchis, for you Christmas is all about recapturing childhood. Your worst nightmare would be going to the pub on Christmas Eve - instead, you can be found forcing your family to play Monopoly and building gingerbread houses.
Ghost of Christmas Future
Ghost of Christmas Future
OH MY GOD YOU SCARY HORRIBLE BASTARD! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?