Absolutely Fabulous - Then And Now

Couple of weeks I’ll be bendy like Madonna,darling. Then I’ll be able to kiss my own arse from both directions

“I hate gynaecologists! A man who can look you in the vagina, but never in the eye!”

Eddy: “Saffy, look at Mummie, look at me. Do I need surgery?”Saffy: “Yes, have your mouth sewn up.”

“Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am hopeless with names, faces and people.”

Eddy: “In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.”Gran: “Just the one dear?”