Which Harry Potter Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher Are You?
Which Harry Potter Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher Are You?
Note: upon accepting the position you will eventually obtain some life threatening injury that will leave you unable to return the following year
Note: upon accepting the position you will eventually obtain some life threatening injury that will leave you unable to return the following year
Your Defense Against the Dark Arts interests lie most in
Which color robes would you rather rock?
You'd most like people to think of you as ____
Who can you see as being your enemy at Hogwarts?
Your office would definitely have
Which would you rather have happen to you?
As a professor, you'd probably be
Where do your loyalties lie?
Professor Quirrell
Professor Quirrell
You are Professor Quirrell! As far as teaching goes, you're a bit dull and more students fall asleep during your class than History of Magic. Also, you have the occupational hazard of having Voldemort in the back of your head so that's a bit of a downer.
Gilderoy Lockhart
Gilderoy Lockhart
You are Gilderoy Lockhart! You are pretty much the Kanye West of the wizarding world. You think you're just about the greatest thing to happen since Dumbledore and you are up to your perfect, wavy hair in fan mail! Also, you leave Hogwarts with quite a bit of a memory loss issue.
Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin
You are Remus Lupin! You're one of the best Defense Against the Dark Arts professors to ever step foot in Hogwarts. All the students think you're smart, nice, and inspiring despite your ragged looks. But unfortunately, being a werewolf sometimes tends to ruin these things.
Mad Eye Moody / Barty Crouch Jr.
Mad Eye Moody / Barty Crouch Jr.
You are Mad Eye Moody impersonated by Barty Crouch Jr.! You're tough as they come and you believe in teaching for reality even if it makes students uncomfortable. Too bad, you're actually a Death Eater in disguise who puts Harry's name in the Goblet of Fire and hatches the plan that allows Voldemort to rise again....
Dolores Umbridge
Dolores Umbridge
You are Dolores Umbridge! You are a miserable pink toad who is just horrible in every way imaginable. From forcing Harry to slice up his hand to trying to arrest Dumbledore, you're just the worst. Most people would root for Voldemort over you, and that's saying something.
Severus Snape
Severus Snape
You are Severus Snape! You have wanted the Defense Against the Dark Arts job for a long long time and you've finally got it! Too bad you ruin it by murdering your boss. That tends to put a damper on things.