Which Lost Boy Are You?

Ferret

Panther

Hyena

Jackal

Golden Retriever

Bullfrog

Pigeon

Snake

Just straight up eating a raw frozen Lean Cuisine out the box

General Rowdiness

Murder, babey!!!

Bringing in a Slurpee & proceeding to spill it on a clothing display

You brought in an untrained bastard of a chihuahua

Tripping and knocking over 6 gallons of milk

Flirting with the employees

Starting a fight in the canned vegetable aisle

Dumbass Bitch

Dumbass Thot

Dumbass Bastard

Edgy Bitch

Edgy Thot

Edgy Bastard

Depressed Bitch

Depressed Thot

Depressed Bastard

Significant other

Just one???

Best friend

Wingman

Someone whose wingman I am

Animal companion

Nobody bitch

Cute

Jackass

A nuisance

Quiet

Kinda alarming

Dangerous

Sweet

Funny

Not.

Inhaling hotdogs into your lungs & horking them back out like that one guy in the video to impress people

Shitfaced on the floor

Lurking in the corner because you don't know anybody

Doing the dishes while everyone else parties

Fucking someone in the host's closet

Just chillin'

Being reasonably social and having a nice time

Not at all

I never shut up

Depends on the mood

Depends on the people I'm with

I talk more than listen

I listen more than talk

David

Paul

Dwayne

Marko

Star

Michael

Lucy

Max

Grandpa

Sam

Edgar

Alan

Nanook

Laddie

Oily sax dude

Leader

Leader but nobody wants to admit it

Mom friend

Dad friend

I have no squad

The funny one

Bad decision maker

The one with a car

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Starship)

Dude Looks Like a Lady (Aerosmith)

Faith (George Michael)

Touch of Grey (Grateful Dead)

Bad (Michael Jackson)

Sweet Child O Mine (Guns N Roses)

I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Whitney Houston)

Alone (Heart)

Wanted Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi)

Actual personality

Desired result

Little of each