How well do you know your Disney films?

You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.

"Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners."

Never forget this: You're mine. Mine, to me. No matter where you go, or what they may call you. You will always be my son.

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it.

Character 1: Aren't you ... a damsel in distress?
Character 2: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children.

When will my reflection show, who I am inside?

Es-cap-ay. That's funny, it's spelled just like 'Escape'.

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.

My daughter speaks with the wisdom beyond her years. We've all come here with anger in our hearts, but she comes with courage and understanding.

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

Character 1: Why are you acting weird?
Character 2: I'm the village crazy lady. That's my job.

Anyway you want; poison them! Drown them! Bash them on the head! Got any chlorophol? I DON'T CARE HOW YOU KILL THE LITTLE BEASTS, JUST DO IT AND DO IT NOW!