Choose Your Own Adventure: Taylor Swift

You must be a Taylor Swift superfan because you've made it big time! Taylor invites you VIP to her 1989 World Tour wherever you want to see her perform. During her show, you're side stage watching everything from prime seating and meeting all the A-listers that walk by before they go on stage!

You know Taylor to a T! This is because it's the first letter of her first name, yes, but also because you are her BEST FRIEND! No one knows Taylor better than you do, except for Taylor of course, but your answers were on point! It's almost too perfect. It's almost like you might actually be Tay......Taylor? Is that you? You may want to try this again. You're creeping us out at how well you know T-Swift.

*Strums guitar* Hey there. When you're legs don't work like they used to before, that's because Taylor just introduced you to her friend Ed. Ed Sheeran of course! Taylor, in all her brilliance and and genuine kindness, realized you needed a MAN in your life! That man is Ed Sheeran. If you don't need a man, or you just don't want a man, choose your own Taylor Swift adventure again. She'll be more than happy to do something else for you.

YOU! What did you do to Taylor!? You and her had such a good thing going and then...BOOM! BREAK-UP! Who did you possibly side with here and whose songs have you been listening to your whole life? Do you even know who Taylor is? Or Maybe you're really into John Mayer and you can't get over his saucy licks.... Whatever the case may be, look what you've done to Taylor! At least you gave her a great song.

How you came to kidnap Taylor is beyond us. You may want to choose your own adventure over again. Taylor deserves a better ending than this. It's kind of creepy how much you "care" about her.