Which Fictional Interior Designer Are You?

First you go to lunch, next you shop for fountains. Like you do everyday.

Rejoice! Victorians loved heavy patterns and you can't wait to match you curtains to your couch to your purse.

Panic. That's so much space! How can you ever fill all of that up. You should call someone, you're going to call someone. Also, add this tasteful TV nook.

Cover it in aluminum siding that's all angles and modern sophistication. Maybe hold a seance or two.

"I'll just put a bottle of vodka in her regular closet and call it a day"

"I'll add one large claw in the middle and call it a day"

"Perfect. Here is a corner for crying and also a fountain. Love it!"

"Well all I know for sure is that we'll need a drawer for shoulder pads and these clip on earrings."

Let's just cover it with some scarves I happen to have lying around my office.

Oh my yes! Needs a little love but there's nothing wrong with a strong floral!

My eyes! It's Hideous! It should be leather and next to a fountain

You turn away in disgust with a flutter of the hand before deigning to answer

Oh nooooooo, never, never. Unless peer pressured by my group of close friends.

Absolutely! Love it! Distract them with a fountain!

*Launch into fast and impassioned monologue about respect.*

Absolutely. I love a little edge to when I visit my homes.