What Kitchen Appliance Are You?

While you may be loud and wake up people at five in the morning, you're generally helpful! For instance, sometimes you make smoothies, which everybody loves! Unless they're those stupid protein smoothies with khal. Fuck those smoothies.

Man, someone's in a hot mood! HAha. All jokes aside, you typically are pretty popular, especially with teens because they like pizza rolls but don't know how to use an oven! For some reason, the clock on you is always two hours off but no one wants to fix it.

Stirring is your type of thing! Also you're made of wood! You tend to stick it to traditional styles, like listening to country music, which isn't actually music!

You're every white dad's reason to go into the kitchen, because they're probably misogynistic! You practically inhale coffee in the morning, hopefully through your mouth. However, too much and you may start to tire out.