Only 1% Of 'Beverly Hills 90210' Fans Can Pass This Who Said What Test

"If that's her idea of a platonic relationship, I would love to see what happens when she decides to get physical."

"You're just some kind of soft drink sippin', hockey puck hair cut havin', Bart Simpson look alike without a place to live."

"I love you, man, but if you were any dumber, you'd require fertilizer."

"I just have one question. Are we having fun yet?"

"Do you want to know what sexy is, David? Sexy is a guy who can go three weeks without being unfaithful to his girlfriend."

. . . friendship, loyalty and love, which will not be diminished just because we may not end up together. The memories that we have shared will not go away, simply because we do."

"I think we're supposed to kiss a few different people before we settle down with one person for the rest of our lives."

"What do I look like, an ATM?"

"I guess you can quote me on that."

"This isn't Beverly Hills! It's Knot's Landing!"