The Most Hilarious Q&A Session With Donald Trump

If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?

I actually look forward to the debate on Thursday & it is certainly my intention to be very nice & highly respectful of the other candidates.

As everybody knows, but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a “wig.” My hair may not be perfect, but it’s mine.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Rosie O’Donnell’s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind. Her show failed when it was a talk show, the ratings went very, very, very low and very bad, and she got essentially thrown off television. I mean she’s basically a disaster.

Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens: "Can you believe what I am getting?"

I'll tell you. No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time.

People are so shocked when they find out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church and I love God and I love my church.

Our weak President, that kisses everybody’s ass, is in more wars than I have ever seen. Now he’s in Libya, he’s in Afghanistan, he’s in Iraq. Nobody respects us. OK?