Stir up some petty drama and we'll tell you your high school clique
Stir up some petty drama and we'll tell you your high school clique
You know you wanna know.
You know you wanna know.
You found a positive pregnancy test in the girls' bathroom. You:
You peep the hot teacher coddling a freshman. Will you:
You catch a cold sore on the English teacher's mouth. Do you:
There's shit all over the the front hallways of the school. Do you:
You find out the valedictorian is going to community college. Do you:
The school nerd is shacking up with the hot dog guy outside the cafeteria. Will you:
Someone put their period blood all over the seniors' lockers. Do you:
The school virgin lost her virginity. Do you:
The Pussy Poppers
The Pussy Poppers
You and your clique were a straight up hoes in high school. "Most likely to be found fucking in the stairwell" was your yearbook superlative and all the boys (and some girls) were ready and willing to sign your tits rather than the autograph page at school. You were never ashamed to be called a slut and you may have even rocked an "A" on your right breast like Emma Stone and you stay proud of that shit till this very day.
The Golden Girls
The Golden Girls
You and your crew were some of the few people who left high school with their virginity intact. You all quickly ate lunch and spent the remaining 30 minutes cooped up in the library to start and finish tomorrow's homework. Slumber parties were on the weekends and lights out was 9 pm. Even though ya'll were persistent to keep your legs closed, all the boys were desperate to fuck you...all in the same room.
The Jock-ettes
The Jock-ettes
Your entire squad was on the same sports team, otherwise you couldn't talk shit about the other players on your team. If bitches on the other team acted up, your bffs would spike the volleyball in their face or trip them on the court to make you feel better. That's what sports friends are for.
The Stoner Babes
The Stoner Babes
Stoner babes fuck only with their buds with bud. The lunch hour was spent rolling up a doobie on your lame-ass science textbook that nobody read, and 'puff puff pass' was the only rule you lived by. You probably met your besties in detention for getting caught lighting up, but you all remain friends so long as no one "goes clean".