What's Your Dog's Poosonality Type?
What's Your Dog's Poosonality Type?
Some dogs will the first place they see, some do a series of fake outs, and others refuse to settle for anything less than the best.
Some dogs will the first place they see, some do a series of fake outs, and others refuse to settle for anything less than the best.
On average, how long does it take your dog to find the perfect spot?
If your dog is on new turf, does that affect their pootine?
A decision has been made! What happens next?
The turd has landed. Now what happens?
What does your dog do post do-do?
Poofectionist
Poofectionist
Your dog will travel to the end of the earth and wait for the sun to set if it means poofection. It may not always be convenient for your schedule, but then again, is determination really the worst quality a dog can have? We think not.
Private Pooper
Private Pooper
Your dog has no problem pooping in front of you, but the second they have an audience, consider that butt closed for business. If you have a dog sitter, it will take them a while to warm up. Basically, if you want them to poop, you're gonna have to earn it.
Mischievous Pooper
Mischievous Pooper
Your dog's life is a series of poop pranks. The mischievous pooper will see a "no dogs allowed on property" sign and poop right next to it. They are defiant and unapologetic poopers. The neighbor who hates dogs the most is probably their favorite lawn to poop on.
Proud Pooper
Proud Pooper
Your dog RUVS to poop. It doesn't matter where. All that matters is that the pooparazzi are watching, and that there will be a poorade immediately after. If your dog were a human, they would be that person who tears up a public bathroom and walks out like "Y'ALL SMELL THAT? IT WAS ME."
Migrating Pooper
Migrating Pooper
Your dog is most likely a great networker. They drop poops like they're handing out business cards. "I'll just drop one here. And maybe here. Oh! And here!" The migrating pooper is usually one, twice, three times a pooper per walk, so make sure you bring some extra poop bags.