What Percentage Of A Stereotypical San Franciscan Are You?

Never

Rarely and only if dragged along

Sometimes - I've done it

Are you nuts? I live for lines!

I don't wait because I'm the one selling artisan scones

What compost bin?

I keep it pretty well hidden

It's on the kitchen counter. Why do you ask?

We keep one on the mantle and another in the center of the dining room table. And you should too.

Jeans and a t-shirt, like normal people.

Shorts and a tank. This is miserable; It might as well be the Mojave Desert out there.

Jeans and a t-shirt, but carrying a jacket even though you won’t wear it.

The Niners are playing today so your Candlestick-era jersey, obviously.

My legs are so ripped, I can't fit them into skinny jeans

I still get sore walking up hills

Why would I need strong calf muscles?

There are no earthly words for the way my soul connects with the Playa

Eh, let 'em have their fun. Who cares?

Good God, those people are the worst. I'd rather move to LA than go to Burning Man.

Since Kaepernick took a knee

Since Levi’s

Since Candlestick

Since Kezar

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

I don't vote

I'm writing-in Bernie!

Hourly, bro.

Every so often if I see a good Groupon deal for trampolines

Never. I'm a grown-up.

I share a $6,000-a-month 3-bedroom with 5 other people

I live in a rent controlled apartment (in constant fear of getting evicted)

I own my home

Oh great, more complaining about rent. It's expensive but what's the big deal?

Oh, I had to move away. SF is too expensive.

None.

1-3

4-7

All of them.

Amazing. It's how I was taught.

I'm okay but it takes a couple of tries.

Pretty bad.

I don't drive.

It's hell on Earth.

I'm from LA.

LA is a great place to visit!

I'm allergic. My doctor says so.

What is gluten?

I don't have a gluten allergy but I respect those that do.

The gluten people are almost as bad as the Burning Man people.

Decaf from Starbucks

Cappuccino from Peet’s

Jacob’s Wonderbar from Philz

Almond milk latte from Four Barrel

Bud Light

Negro Modelo

Firestone Walker 805

Brew Free or Die

Jeff Kent

Barry Bonds

Will Clark

Buster Posey

Willie Mays