What % suburban black kid were you?

Everyone looking at you like this when the class is reading about slavery

Used to pretend to be asleep to avoid getting your ass whooped

"Fix your face before I fix it for you!"

Watching yo brother or sister get whooped and knowing you're next

The look your mom gave you when you reach for something in a store

Mastered the art of sleeping comfortably with your nightly hair regime

Your mom threatened your entire existence with the look

"& ya betta stop crying 'fo I give ya something to cry 'bout!"

Me: mama can we get cereal
Her: you want a cereal ass whoopin

The look your grandma gave you when you said "Yeah" instead of "Yes mam"

Saying that the teacher is racist every time you got in trouble to get yourself out of trouble

Your mom is always saying "this isn't an argument" but they turn it into an argument

When the preacher says he got one more scripture it means one more hour

Playing too much with your church friend and getting a look from your grandma

When you think you're done washing the dishes then you look over to the stove & see them pots

Fighting your siblings over the TV

Waiting for the food to be done at grandma house was the longest trial you ever went through

When it's storming outside & your grandma would make you turn off EVERYTHING & sit in the dark

Mom: Go before I changed my mind

Must have refrigerator accessories

You were true black kid

You even black fam?