Plan a big night out and we'll tell you what class of degree you'll get
Plan a big night out and we'll tell you what class of degree you'll get
Cracking open a 2:1 with the boys
Cracking open a 2:1 with the boys
What's your pre-drink of choice?
And how pissed are you planning on getting before you go out?
How are you getting to the club?
Are you going anywhere first?
How much are you planning on paying for entry?
You're inside. What are you doing first?
And what are you drinking?
What time are you leaving?
You're going to get a First
You're going to get a First
But at what cost? Sure, you're probably going to get a good job, but only because you're boring as sin and never get invited to parties. You enjoy your career, buddy, while we enjoy a big bag o' cans with the lads. We know what we'd rather.
You're going to get a 2:1
You're going to get a 2:1
You've perfectly nailed the work/life balance, and you've graduated with the best grade of them all - a humble 2:1. Not lazy enough for a Third but not weird enough for a First, you're just about the ideal specimen. Well done, you cool cat.
You're going to get a 2:2
You're going to get a 2:2
It's not the worst mark there is, but you could probably have done with a little less partying and a little more early nights. You might think you're cool but, like, no-one's proud of a 2:2, are they?
You're going to get a Third
You're going to get a Third
Well you've monumentally fucked it, haven't you? Your work/life balance is so skewiff that you've never even set foot in the library, and you spend most of your time so drunk that you're not even really sure what course you do. Still, at least you're a BNOC and an all-round absolute bloody fucking legend!