Will you win your Fantasy Football league?
Will you win your Fantasy Football league?
Fantasy football is fast approaching, and the big question is whether or not you will win your league in 2015. Our advanced algorithm has been proven to be 91.67% accurate (for average 12-team league players).
In addition to telling you if you will win your league, our algorithm will also tell you why you will win or lose, and give you quintessential advice on what you can do to be an even better fantasy player. Enough talk, let's get to it.
Fantasy football is fast approaching, and the big question is whether or not you will win your league in 2015. Our advanced algorithm has been proven to be 91.67% accurate (for average 12-team league players).
In addition to telling you if you will win your league, our algorithm will also tell you why you will win or lose, and give you quintessential advice on what you can do to be an even better fantasy player. Enough talk, let's get to it.
It's Week 1, do you start Nelson Agholor or Anquan Boldin as your Flex?
It's Week 3, and you lose by 1 point after Mason Crosby misses a 33-yard field goal in the closing seconds of MNF. How do you react?
You receive a trade offer in your email. Rodgers-That has offered you Alex Smith for Julio Jones. How do you respond?
It's Week 5, and your top RB goes down for the season. What do you do?
Kings-Of-The-Hill calls you out on the league message board. What do you do?
It's Week 8, the Dolphins' D/ST has been money for you so far this season, but this week they face the Patriots. What do you do?
What does the word "Collusion" mean to you?
It's Week 12, you follow the advice of your favorite fantasy football expert and start Terrance Williams on Thanksgiving, but he gets shut down for 12 yards on 1 catch. What do you do?
The trade deadline is approaching, your friend Matt has been eliminated from the playoffs while your friend Matt's boss is fighting with you for a playoff spot. Matt and Matt's boss make a trade. Matt's boss receives Matt Forte, and your friend Matt receives Chris Matthews and Matt Jones. How do you react?
It's Week 15, and you are in the playoffs. Cam Newton's great season has brought you here, but this week he faces your favorite NFL team, the NY Giants. What do you do?
No. You Tinker too much.
No. You Tinker too much.
You overthink things and cannot even answer a quiz about fantasy football in any consistent manner. To be honest, our algorithm had no idea how to score you. In fact, you may have broken the algorithm.... we will reboot the system and hope everything is back up and running soon.
No. You Cheat too much.
No. You Cheat too much.
Wow, cheating is no big deal to you! It might work, but you are way too open about it and will probably get kicked out of your league (or have your team locked) by Week 5. We recommend you practice keeping your cheating a secret. Take the quiz again, if you can't fool our simple algorithm, there's no way you can fool your league.
No. You are Too Emotional.
No. You are Too Emotional.
Your emotions get the best of you, and there is no place for emotions in Fantasy Football. Sure Adrian Peterson let you down last season, and sure Kenny Britt had a big game for you many seasons ago, but you have to let it go because if your emotions drive your fantasy decisions you are done. We recommend you start by trading away your favorite fantasy player, the one you've used a keeper on for the past 4 years. Then cry the tears away, until you can cry no more.
No. You are Too Nice.
No. You are Too Nice.
Nice guys finish last. No, really, you might just finish last in your league because you are so damn nice. Things need to change. Start by talking trash to your dog. If he wags his tail, you're doing it wrong. Next, disrespect the favorite team of one of your league members on the message boards. Finally do something in your league that is borderline illegal, like give your friend a ride to the airport but only if he gives you Davante Adams. Be a bad seed for once. Practice, practice, practice.
No. You are Too Statistical.
No. You are Too Statistical.
Stats are nice, and we can't play this game without good statistical analysis, but give it a break already. Stats didn't tell us Odell Beckham was going to breakout last season, stats don't predict injury, and stats won't love you when the game is over. There's nothing like winning a game on a hunch. Embrace the power within you, that is the final key to a championship season. Draft at least one player that your stats don't support, just one guy.
No. You Gamble too much.
No. You Gamble too much.
You like to gamble. Gambling is great. But you take it too far. You will likely have the biggest single-game score in your league, but finish with a record of 5-8 because you are inconsistent. Remember, the house always wins (eventually). There's still hope for you, put your team on auto-draft this year before you take Ameer Abdullah in the 4th round and Josh Hill in the 7th round as high-upside lottery picks (we know we know... "if they payoff...").