Is This A History Lesson From The Future?
Is This A History Lesson From The Future?
It all started long, long ago, in the year two thousand and sixteen.... You'll want to read this.
It all started long, long ago, in the year two thousand and sixteen.... You'll want to read this.
Teacher
Now Children; click to page 56.
Can anyone tell me what started the great war of the 21st century?
Jimmy
Was it the homosexuals, Miss?
Teacher
No, Jimmy. The homosexual revolution was a contributing factor, but not the root cause.
Anyone else? This was last weeks homework...
Katie
I know I know I know!
Teacher
Yes Katie?
Katie
Make America Great Again!
Teacher
Okay, and what is that?
Katie
His campaign slogan!
Teacher
Who's campaign slogan?
Katie
Donald Duck!
Whole Class
*laughs*
Teacher
Donald Trump! Good one Katie! Okay, can anyone tell me how Donald Trump is the root cause of the third world war?
Alex
Was it the wall?
Teacher
Good job Alex! Expand on that please?
Alex
He built a wall across America to keep people out, and he tried to make Mexico pay for it. And they didn't like that.
Teacher
Great! And why didn't they like that?
Jimmy
Because it was mean?
Teacher
You're right Jimmy, it WAS mean! But what else happened?
Alice
He was mean to a lot of people! To hispanic people and gay people and women and people of color! The rest of the world thought he was an idiot.
Teacher
That's right Alice. But World War Three doesn't start just because you don't like someone. What happened?
Katie
He fought Russia!
Teacher
Nice work Katie! And what happened then?
Katie
Russia kicked his butt!
Whole Class
*giggles* she said butt!
Teacher
Calm down, calm down everyone! We all have butts! Okay, what else happened?
Alice
Trump told Putin he can shove it, so Putin invaded Alaska and took the State back. Then America got mad, but everyone hated Trump so no one wanted to help him.
Teacher
Good work Alice!
Jimmy
But when Putin invaded California, Mexico decided to get involved, but Trump wouldn't take down the wall!
Katie
So Mexico invaded and shared California with Russia!
Teacher
And what else happened? Someone mentioned it earlier!
Jimmy
The homosexual revolution! They took back San Francisco and Trump was impeached!
Teacher
Well done Jimmy!
Alex
And now we live in The United Countries of America!
Teacher
Nice job kids! If you could tell anyone in the year 2016 to do something, what would it be?
Whole Class
Don't vote for Donald Duck!
Teacher
Donald Trump! But yes, nice job everyone! It's recess now, so pack up your things!